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Restaurant Jokes/Cartoon
Chew on these restaurant jokes, cartoon lover!
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SIGNS YOU’RE AT A BAD RESTAURANT: |
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| The parking lot has a space marked “RESERVED—HEALTH INSPECTOR” |
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| Their top breakfast special is Honey-Nut Oakios cereal with prune bran and a Geritol power shake on the side |
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| The main fare at noon is whale-meat sandwiches, and the name of the place is “Thar-She-Blows Lunchmart” |
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| You complain about your dinner, and the waiter asks if you’d like to speak to the house lawyer |
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Don Key
— Mule Barn, Oklahoma
"I should have known better when I saw a sign in the window of the diner that said 'New! — Breakfast Burrito — Now with real Burro!'..."
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Unless you ride a burro to the local restaurant or grocery store,
you're using fossil-fuel energy to get there. But transportation is
not the only energy requirement related to food—our modern food
system is actually quite energy-intense. And therein lies a problem.
Find out more in our article, Food and Energy ...
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"The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going."
— George Carlin
"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time.' So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."
— Steven Wright
"Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, 'I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.' The waitress replies, 'I'm sorry, monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?' "
— Unknown
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