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FUNNY WINTER QUOTES
These funny quote about winter will thaw your frozen funny bone!
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"Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.'"
— Robert Byrne
"The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco. "
— Mark Twain
"A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water."
— Carl Reiner
"I read about a guy in Michigan this winter who was cruising along on his snow mobile. "Whoo hoo!" Didn't see a barbed wire fence. FOOM---cut his head right off. And I'll be honest with you, my first thought was... That's how I want to go. Having the time of your life, "whoo hoo!" FOOM. I want the last thought in my head to be, 'Hey, check out that headless snow mobile driver. He's got a jacket just like mine.'"
— David Crowe
"I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime."
— Will Rogers
"I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood."
— Bill Watterson, "Calvin & Hobbes"
"It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily.
"So it is."
"And freezing."
"Is it?"
"Yes," said Eeyore. "However," he said, brightening up a little, "we haven't had an earthquake lately."
— A. A. Milne
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From The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Carlton: "See, the grasshopper goofed off, while the ant worked hard storing up food for the winter. When the winter came, the ant had food, but the grasshopper starved to death. You know what the moral of the story is?"
William: "Yep. Even if we were insects, I'd be bigger than you."
From Futurama
Fry: "It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"
From The Big Bang Theory
Leonard: "Hey, pal. You didn't see me telling Kevin that you thought cold war was only fought in winter."
From The Red Green Show
Red Green: "It is winter. Cousin Jerry was lying in the snow making snow angels. Along came the snowplow. Now Cousin Jerry is making REAL angels."
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