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FUNNY ENTERTAINMENT QUOTES
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"ENTERTAINMENT, n. Any kind of amusement whose inroads stop short of death by injection."
— Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
"There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, offers more entertainment than the TV set."
— Harriet Van Horne
"My rejection of the idea of entertainment in its current form is based on the audience that comes with it."
— David Antin
"Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union."
— Samuel Goldwyn
"In a cruel and evil world, being cynical can allow you to get some entertainment out of it."
— Daniel Waters
"If you haven't struck oil in the first three minutes—stop boring!"
— George Jessel
"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."
— Alfred Hitchcock
"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art; but if you set out to make art, you're an idiot."
— Steve Martin
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"Being a star has made it possible for me to get insulted in places where the average Negro could never hope to get insulted."
— Sammy Davis, Jr.
"You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well."
— Carrie Fisher
"Radio is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome."
— T.S. Eliot
"The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment."
— Dave Barry
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"In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness you send out for it."
— Rex Reed
"In the city, a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country, it is a form of popular entertainment."
— George Ade
"Oh, look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer conglomerates. Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? It's a beautiful world all right."
— Calvin & Hobbes (Bill Watterson)
"In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One."
— Yakov Smirnoff
"I am amazed at radio DJs today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for."
— Jasper Carrott
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We're happy to report that Hollywood occasionally cancels new concepts before we have to watch them; for instance, consider these two dodged bullets: "Marlon Brando's World of Kisses" and "Roseanne Sings Black and Decker." But while we're counting our blessings, let's look at an ongoing bad idea—industrial farming—and see how we are now on the verge of a
crisis affecting agriculture and food ...
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