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New Boyfriend Joke (Cartoon)
Your father may cartoon-ishly comment about you dating your new boyfriend. (joke/teenager)
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THINGS YOUR FATHER SAID
THAT INDICATE HE MIGHT NOT LIKE
YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND: |
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| "Nothing wrong with him that a bit more brain wouldn't fix." |
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| "Does he always dress like that, or did he put on his good Metallica shirt just to impress me?" |
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| "I appreciate his attempt at good manners, but ending every sentence with 'Dude-Sir' really doesn't work for me." |
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| "To be honest, I got a little bored with his droning on about moral responsibility, equality, political reform, and terrorist training." |
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Theo Rhetical
— Newton, Massachusetts
"It's not bad that my daughter is dating a geek, but when I ask him to have her home by midnight, I really don't want to get into a discussion about how velocity can affect one's perception of time."
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If your perception of time is that you don't have much of it, you can get a concise, fun fill-up of global warming history with this
global warming comic strip ...
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Or see more funny cartoons or funny boyfriend quotes
or 'Fun With Lyrics' for 'new boyfriend'
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"My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to."
— Rita Rudner
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"Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend."
— Lucy Liu
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"I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV."
— Tracy Smith
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Look over there! -- Where? --
Here comes Jeanie with her new boyfriend.
They say that looks don't count for much;
If so, there goes your proof . . .
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me,
There's something going wrong around here . . .
from "Is She Really Going Out With Him" by Joe Jackson
. . . from the album Steppin' Out/Very Best of Joe Jackson
For reviews/clips, check out CD on Amazon.com
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![album cover for Brand New Day [enhanced], by Sting; click to check out reviews and clips on amazon](../../amazon/images_cds/s/sting-brand-new-day.jpg) |
And then who comes upon the scene
But your new boyfriend, Mr. Clean.
I hit the postman, hit your lover,
Grabbed the letter, ran for cover.
The police arrived in time for tea;
Said they'd like to question me . . .
from "Big Lie Small World" by Sting
. . . from the album Brand New Day [enhanced]
For reviews/clips, check out CD on Amazon.com
Available GP album reviews for Sting: The Soul Cages
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Well, I see you've got a new boyfriend;
Got your mixed-up husband, too.
I got 25 dollars in my pocket;
Want me to spend it all on you?
from "Do You Think That's Fair" by John Mellencamp
. . . from the album John Cougar
For reviews/clips, check out CD on Amazon.com
Available GP album reviews for John Mellencamp: Scarecrow
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"It's a job—someone's gotta do it [kiss Jennifer Aniston]. The reality is, Jennifer and I can do our job well because we truly are friends. But when the day's over, she goes home to her boyfriend and I go home to a magazine."
– David Schwimmer (Ross Gellar on Friends)
View on Amazon.com:
Friends DVDs
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