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FUNNY NUCLEAR QUOTES
These funny nuclear quotes include funny nuclear weapons quotes, funny nuclear energy quotes, funny nuclear waste quotes, and funny quotes about nukes.
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"Don't get me wrong—I love nuclear energy! It's just that I prefer fusion to fission. And it just so happens that there's an enormous fusion reactor safely banked a few million miles from us. It delivers more than we could ever use in just about 8 minutes. And it's wireless!"
— William McDonough
"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce."
— Winston Churchill
"Eight years involved with the nuclear industry have taught me that when nothing can possible go wrong and every avenue has been covered, then is the time to buy a house on the next continent."
— Terry Prachett
"The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking...the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker."
— Albert Einstein
"The entire world will be in nuclear war, and only the Swiss will be going, 'Vhat's that noise?'"
— Robin Williams
"A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry—that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island."
— Johnny Carson
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From Dr. Strangelove
Group Capt. Mandrake (Peter Sellers) to Col. Jack Ripper: "We don't want to start a nuclear war unless we really have to, now do we Jack? "
From Dr. Strangelove
General Buck Turgidson, commenting on the prospects for a pre-emptive strike on the USSR: "Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say, no more than 10-20 million [US citizens] killed. Tops. Depending on the breaks."
From Family Guy
Peter Griffin [laughing at Lois]: "You said 'nuclear'! It's 'nucular,' dummy—the S is silent."
From Bones
Arastoo Vaziri: "I have never seen so many foreign objects in human remains. Arrows, marbles, jacks, various coins, cutlery. My best guess is: nuclear explosion just as the victim entered a 99 Cent Store."
From Mystery Science Theatre 3000
Crow T. Robot: "Whenever they test nuclear bombs, it's the monsters who suffer."
From The Simpsons
Mr. Burns: "A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow... and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner."
From Flexing with Monty
Lillith: "In time, after the great nuclear meltdown, we will revert to the slime of our earliest ancestors, but what is most frightening is that we, the women of the world, will have to lay eggs in a marsh."
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"Nuclear apocalypse—who do you need? Actors are probably not top of the list. What can I do for you? I can pretend to be somebody who can grow you some nice crops."
— Christian Bale
"Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons: I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them, they screw everything up."
— Danny DeVito
The Warrior...
"It would be our policy to use nuclear weapons wherever we felt it necessary to protect our forces and achieve our objectives."
— Robert McNamara
...and the Businessman
Kennedy said that if we had nuclear war we'd kill 300 million people in the first hour. McNamara, who is a good businessman and likes to save, says it would be only 200 million."
— Norman Thomas
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CATEGORY: NUCLEAR, ENVIRONMENT — 18.JAN.2015
Fairewinds Energy Education
Debate: Should Nuclear Energy Be Expanded to Help Create a More Sustainable Future? —
Given the seriousness of the climate challenge—of the need to get to a zero-carbon future—does nuclear need to play an expanded role in the world's energy matrix? This was the question that Hofstra University posed to a debate panel in late 2014. Arnie Gundersen of Fairewinds was among the debaters who discussed the environmental, fiscal, and policy issues pertaining to the expansion of nuclear energy.
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1:31:10
Original Show Pub Date: 20.Nov.2014
CATEGORY: RESILIENCE, NUCLEAR — 03.JAN.2015
Fairewinds Energy Education
Solar EMP—Beautiful Skies with Devastating Repercussions —
Sometimes the most beautiful natural phenomena can have devastating consequences. When the sun ejects hot charged particles into space, the Northern Lights are created here on Earth. Occasionally, the sun erupts with such huge quantities of particles—a coronoal mass ejection—that electronics and electrical grids can be damaged. Mat Stein and Arnie Gundersen discuss the dangers to our electrical systems and nuclear power plants worldwide from a large coronal mass ejection.
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30:50
Original Show Pub Date: 11.Sep.2014
CATEGORY: NUCLEAR — 02.NOV.2014
Radio EcoShock
Want to Kill Nuclear? Get Solar —
Arnie Gundersen updates us on Fukushima-related issues as well as the cozy relationship between the US Nuclear Regulatory Agency and the nuclear power industry, with safety and sensibility being routinely sacrified. Gundersen also says that those who want to hasten the demise of nuclear power should install solar panels, which produce their power during peak-load times. Peak-load times are the only times nuclear power plants make money. Deprive them of that, and (maybe) they will be driven to closure by poor economics.
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37:04
Original Show Pub Date: 29.Oct.2014
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