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FUNNY GANG QUOTES

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"At school, I always wanted to belong to a gang, and no one would have me. So I'd make my own gang, but with everybody else's leftovers."

Kristin Scott Thomas

"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."

Unknown

"Now nobody get nervous, you ain't got nothing to fear. You're being robbed by the John Dillinger Gang, that's the best there is!"

John Dillinger


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ABOUT "GANGS", BUT NOT REALLY ABOUT GANGS

"Each party steals so many articles of faith from the other, and the candidates spend so much time making each other's speeches, that by the time election day is past there is nothing much to do save turn the sitting rascals out and let a new gang in."

H. L. Mencken

"I'm not different for the sake of being different, only for the desperate sake of being myself. I can't join your gang: you'd think I was a phony and I'd know it."

Vivian Stanshall

"Sometimes I've been to a party where no one spoke to me for a whole evening. The men, frightened by their wives or sweeties...the ladies would gang up in a corner and discuss my dangerous character."

Marilyn Monroe


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SCORING A PACK OF GANG SONGS

Why do a page of "gang" songs? Who knows. We go with the theme, that's all. No gangsta gunk here, though—just a neat little tour through the mean streets and back alleys of rock, pop, blues, and folk rock. Here are the first half dozen songs on our list of 20...

-- Pretenders:
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-- Tullycraft:
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