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FUNNY PERSONALITY QUOTES, HUMOROUS QUOTATIONS ABOUT PERSONALITIES

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"If it weren't for caffeine I'd have no personality whatsoever!"

Anonymous

"Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants."

Unknown

"I rely on my personality for birth control."

Liz Winston

"When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place."

Jimmy Breslin

"Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat."

Johann Sebastian Bach

"It's best that I hide my real personality. I cannot tell you what it is because I don't want to go to prison."

Gianfranco Zola

"I have to go. I'm conducting a seminar in multiple personality disorders, and it takes me forever to fill out the nametags."

Niles Crane (David Hyde Pierce)

"The doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say, 'Get the other 41 bucks from the other guy.'"

Jerry Lewis

"I am a deeply superficial person."

Andy Warhol

"You must stop this interview now as I have come to end of my personality."

Quentin Crisp


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Funny Personalities Quotes . . .
MORE CLEVER THAN FUNNY

"Show me an actress who isn't a personality and I'll show you a woman who isn't a star."

Katharine Hepburn

"Personality is to a man what perfume is to a flower."

Charles Schwab

"Humility is no substitute for a good personality."

Fran Lebowitz

"It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help."

Miss Manners (Judith Martin)


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Funny Personalities Quotes . . .
CURIOUSLY FUNNY

"Don't try to take on a new personality; it doesn't work."

Richard M. Nixon

"A man has to work so hard so that something of his personality stays alive. A tomcat has it so easy, he has only to spray and his presence is there for years on rainy days."

Albert Einstein

"I keep my own personality in a cupboard under the stairs at home so that no one else can see it or nick it."

Dawn French

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."

Andy Rooney



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CATEGORY:  HISTORY, FINANCIAL — 14.FEB.2015

Rating: 4 of 5 - Very good Peak Prosperity

Either We Break the Bankster Alliances or They Will Break Us — Nomi Prins reviews the historical circumstances that led to the formation of the big-bank-controlled Federal Reserve; that is, how the financial foxes were put in charge of the public's hen house. She then explains how many rich US elites in the late 1800s/early 1900s thought that keeping money flowing and not being too draconian helped the masses, which in turn helped the elites maintain the system that provided the wealth. But some bankers were not of a mind to play the game this way, and Louis Brandeis warned: "We must break the Money Trust or the Money Trust will break us." Nomi Prins says we are headed into a new era of high banker mischief, vast income gaps, and reckless behavior among leaders and elites. She says we must take heed of Brandeis' warning and take down the banker-corporate-politician-industrial complex.
Go to page  |  Download/listen   52:45

GP comment:  I have passed on a couple of Prins interviews earlier this year, but here she is starting to step outside the envelope and address the bankster power structure as the criminal enterprise that it truly is.

Original Show Pub Date: 31.Jan.2015

CATEGORY:  COOL AND COSMIC — 06.FEB.2015

Rating: 4 of 5 - Very good Awakening as One

Armageddon — The War Within — As framed here, Armageddon is not really about a final battle of the world's great armies, it is a process of resolving the internal conflicts in us humans. Though the system run by The Powers That Be is palpably corrupt, we have become so dependent on it, we cannot voluntarily let it go. Simultaneously, most people have lost their way, prioritizing materialism and self-obsessed goals over a peaceful, loving existence. The Armageddon process will break the system, and therefore begin the liberation process. While our time-limited physical form may perish, the inner heart-based eternal self will be renewed.
Watch  |  Download/listen   58:46

GP comment:  This is an interesting merge of Christian end-times philosophy with new-agey consciousness and cosmic awareness. There are a few points where the visuals help put the audio in context, but for the most part, you can get by just listening to the MP3, if that is your wont.

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CATEGORY:  ENERGY, PEAK OIL — 05.FEB.2015

Rating: 4 of 5 - Very good Sea Change Radio

The Latest Oil Glut—Once Bitten, Twice Shy — It comes as little surprise that the author of a book entitled Snake Oil: How Fracking's False Promise of Plenty Imperils Our Future is a critic of the natural gas industry and a proponent of peak oil theory. Host Alex Wise reviews the issues with Richard Heinberg of the Post Carbon Institute and gets his perspective on how plunging oil prices will affect the energy and transportation industries; the status of the North American natural gas boom; how the turbulence may alter consumer behavior in the near term; and the need for sound policy to guide us through the long-term challenge of living in a post-carbon world.
Go to page  |  Download/listen   30:00

GP comment:  Heinberg is solid as usual, though if you have heard his other interviews in the last six months, you will not find much new here.

Original Show Pub Date: 27.Jan.2015

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