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From The Simpsons
Bart Simpson: "I think it's ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas."
From M*A*S*H
Hawkeye Pierce: "Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely."
From House M.D.
House: "Infectious or environmental? ... All we have to do is check out parasites, viruses, bacteria, fungi, prions, radiation, toxins, chemicals... Or it's Internet porn related. I'll check the Internet; you guys get the rest of the stuff."
From Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
John Munch [upon seeing a map of New Jersey's chemical sites]: "'Garden State' my ass. I guess 'chemical capitol of the world' didn't have the same zing."
From Malcolm in the Middle
Malcolm: "In the wrong hands, these chemicals could make a really powerful stink bomb. My hands look wrong enough."
From Just Shoot Me!
Red Finch: "Copy rooms. Little dark spaces jammed with paper and chemicals and electricity. Why don't they just write 'Kaboom' on the door?"
From The Critic
Duke Phillips: "I'm going to tell you what I'm really going to do as president. I'll run this country like I run my company. I'm going raid the pension fund, dump chemicals in the oceans, and sell our best assets to the Japanese."
From Brainiac: Science Abuse
Richard Hammond: "This is Brainiac, the science show where we lob chemicals around—and then run like hell."
From George Carlin: Complaints and Grievances
[2001 documentary]
George Carlin: "[In] Afghanistan, I think you have to use the most powerful weapon you have. In this case, chemical warfare of a type never used before. And I'm talking about the Flatulent Airborne Reaction Team. You fill them up with cheese, cabbage, and beer, and you drop them into Afghanistan, where they commence chemical warfare of the highest order. You send three-man FART squads into every cave and tunnel in Afghanistan."
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