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DECK BUILDERS’ ADS TO AVOID

We hammer home the jokes until the humor is good and clean and sealed. Our hilarious cartoons can then sun themselves while you do the hard work of getting some laughs.

ADVERTISING SLOGANS OF BAD BAIL BOND COMPANIES

We lock up funny cartoons and release hilarious jokes on their own cognizance. Don't bail on happiness; just enjoy these good clean laughs.

PEOPLE EXPLAIN WHY DIETING DOESN’T WORK FOR THEM

We don't limit portion sizes on our great jokes, funny cartoons, or good clean laughs. Monge!

IF AN ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHARAOH WERE ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE U.S.

We've entombed hundred of pages with good clean humor, with hilarious jokes and funny cartoons to keep you entertained until the belly dancers' next show.

HEALTH BENEFITS CHART FOR WHITE-MEAT CHICKEN

You'll crow with big laughs over the hilarous jokes in our funny cartoons. If you think clean humor is lame, we don't give a cluck!

HOW POLITICIANS EXPLAIN THE EFFECT OF LARGE CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS ON HOW THEY VOTE

We're the K Street of funny cartoons, with bundled contributions of hilarious jokes and good clean laughs. Our joke subsciptions are free.

THINGS THAT BUG PASSENGERS ABOUT FLYING

As you embark, be careful not to trip over the hilarious jokes. The stewardess will be along shortly with good clean laughs. As a passenger on Grinning Planet airlines, we hope you'll recommend our funny cartoons to others!

HEALTH TIPS FOR THE NEW YEAR

We raise a glass to hilarious humor, to funny cartoons, and good clean jokes. BYOB, but the laughs are on us!

SAMPLE PROBLEMS FROM TODAY’S DUMBED-DOWN HIGH SCHOOL CURRICULUM

First period, hilarious cartoons; second period, funny jokes; third period, great laughs; for the rest of the day, skip class and enjoy some good clean humor!

SIGNS THE PLANE YOU'RE ON MAY ACTUALLY BE AN ALIEN SPACESHIP

Our funny-cartoon viewing system zaps hilarious jokes, good laughs, and clean humor onto your bridge screen.

THE TWO HALVES OF THE BRAIN—EXAMPLES OF WHAT THEY CONTROL

Awh, wise guy, eh? Well, see what you think of our intelligent humor, hilarious cartoons, and good clean jokes!

SIGNS YOUR NEW CHURCH MAY NOT BE REPUTABLE

We pray you will love our funny cartoons; we tithe our time in the pursuit of hilarious jokes; we're absolutely religious about good CLEAN humor!

ADVICE FOR GETTING AHEAD IN TODAY’S WORK ENVIRONMENT

We promote workplace excellence through occassional relaxation with our funny cartoons and great jokes - all clean humor and OK for snoopers' eyes!

TIPS ON WHAT TO SAY TO SOMEONE AFTER THEY’VE HAD PLASTIC SURGERY

We slice up good clean humor and stitch it into funny cartoons and hilarious jokes.

UNLIKELY ATTRACTIONS FOR DISNEY'S MAGIC KINGDOM

The sorcerer's apprentice has whipped up some great, funny cartoons for you! We unlock some hilarious jokes from their cels for some good clean laughs.

MISTAKES OFTEN MADE BY NEW JUDGES

Order in the court of laughs! All rise... the honorable Judge Funny J. Jokes presiding... over hilarious cartoons and clean humor.

MOST AND LEAST POPULAR NICKNAMES AMONG GAMBLERS

Blow on these funny cartoons for luck! Let it all ride on our great jokes and good clean laughs!

HOW RESTAURANT SERVERS TRY FOR BIG TIPS

May we suggest starting with a drink and a funny-cartoon apetizer? Our special tonight is good clean humor. And for dessert try a free subscription!

INITIATION RITES — TYPICAL GIRL GANG VS. MALIBU GIRL GANG

We've tatted up our pages with clean jokes, funny laughs, and hilarious humor. Hey--What are YOU lookin' at? (Great cartoons, of course!)

ZOMBIE NEWS CLIPS FROM THE TOMB OF THE UNREAL - MILITARY MADNESS

Forget the flying flesh from weapons frag; at Grinning Planet we flay you with funny cartoons, hilarious jokes, and good clean humor. Cartoon/joke subscriptions available.

SIGNS YOU'RE AT A BAD RESTAURANT

Sitck a fork in our funny cartoons -- they're done ... for you, for good clean laughs, because everyone loves humor!

NEW MOVIE TRAILERS THAT SHOW HOLLYWOOD IS GETTING DESPERATE

Some of our clean funny cartoons with their hilarious jokes were such good humor, they deserved a sequel---like this one!

PUBLIC SPEAKING AWARDS PEOPLE SHOULD TRY TO AVOID GETTING

Our funny cartoon jokes are so hilarious, you'll laugh at our good clean humor even with your foot in your mouth!

SIGNS YOUR SCHOOL IS CRACKING DOWN ON VIOLENCE

We poke your eyes with funny jokes, pound you senseless with great cartoons, and get good clean laughs at your humor wedgie.

THE PROBLEMS OF BASEBALL PLAYERS IN THE OLD-TIMERS LEAGUE

Swing... and a high fly ball heading for the funny jokes part of left field ... Jokeman going back...back...back to the great cartoons wall... he leaps and pulls down good clean humor!

MUSIC QUIZ

When it comes to funny cartoons, hilarious jokes, and good clean humor, we rock! Bach! We salute you!

REVISED 'CHILDREN'S LITERATURE' CLASSICS

Once upon a time, there was a kingdom full of hilarious cartoons, great jokes, and obedient laughing subjects...

KIDS' ATTITUDES... FOR AND AGAINST THEIR MOMS WORKING

Trade in your tantrums for some funny jokes and good clean cartoons -- a toy box full of laughs!

THINGS PEOPLE HATE ABOUT AIRPLANES AND AIR TRAVEL

Hi, I'm Grinning Planet -- fly me ... and my funny cartoons, great jokes, and crash-proof humor.

THE WORKING PRIVATE EYE VS. THE RETIRED PRIVATE EYE

We've staked out the house of Senor Funny Cartoons, gotten beat up in the alley behind the Great Jokes Pub, and passed up multiple shots at good, clean dames -- all to bring you these laughs.

SIGNS YOUR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR MAY BE A MARTIAN

When the alien says "Take us to your funny-cartoon leader" tell him about GP's great jokes and hilarious laughs. It may save you getting 'a physical'...

A FEW OF HOLLYWOOD’S WORST ENTERTAINMENT IDEAS

Every channel here is designed to entertain -- great jokes to tickle you funny bone; clean humor and hilarious cartoons to amuse you, important information to fill your head and piss you off at The Powers That Be!

NEW ON NEWS STANDS:  "RECLUSE MAGAZINE"

Every two weeks we crawl out of our cave long enough to post hilarious jokes, funny cartoons, and great laughs.

SUPERBOWL PREDICTIONS BY FANS

We score with great jokes and clean cartoons. No penalties for smut or worty dirds--just funny laughs!

WORST POLITICAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS

We promise voters the scandalous humor of our funny jokes and hilarious cartoons. And pork. Lots of pork.

THE WHITE HOUSE LIST OF FREQUENTLY CALLED NUMBERS

You can legally tap our line of funny cartoons. No FISA writ is required for our clean jokes and good laughs.

BODY TEMPERATURE VS. THE INDIVIDUAL

No painfully placed thermometers here. Our only procedures are clean laughs, hilarious cartoons, and great jokes.

THINGS YOUR FATHER SAID THAT INDICATE HE MIGHT NOT LIKE YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND

Our funny jokes and great cartoons can't burp the alphabet, but our good clean humor won't stand you up!

PERSONALITY TYPES

All of our cartoons are Type A. Our great funny jokes will clean up the muck in your pit of despair.

SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS KIDS CAN TRY AT HOME

Mix four funny jokes with one hilarious cartoon to laugh out loud

PIGEONS GIVE THEIR REASONS FOR POOPING ON STATUES

Coo over our funny jokes and hilarious cartoons; soil our clean humor with your unsavory laugh bombs!

WHY THE HIPPOPOTAMUS IS FAT

We wallow in clean cartoons, frollic in funny jokes, and get hip deep in laughs.

FEDERAL BUDGET MATH

Funny Republican operands and hilarious Democratic divisors add up to good clean cartoons.

DATING ADVICE -- GOOD AND BAD CHARACTERISTICS TO LOOK FOR

You want a guy who tells hilarious jokes? A girl who knows how to laugh at a great cartoon? Funny... turns out we're available!

MOST POPULAR ARTICLES IN THIS MONTH'S ISSUE OF "NO ETHICS" MAGAZINE

We take delicious, funny jokes from the mouths of babes and grind them up with impolite laughs to make great clean cartoons.

ZOMBIE NEWS CLIPS FROM THE TOMB OF THE UNREAL, VOL. 7 -- FUNNY ENVIRONMENTAL NEWS

Put on your hip waders and muck on in to our toxic-ly funny jokes and our hilarious heaps of ironically clean cartoons.

DATELINE: 2050 -- PROBLEMS AN ASTRONAUT MAY HAVE LIVING ON THE SPACE STATION

Welcome aboard Space Station Big Laughs. Watch out for hilarious cartoon space debris and funny jokes from aliens.

TWO JUNK-FOOD HYPOCRITES

We sincerely hope you can get laughs from our funny jokes, cartoons, and humor.

ANNOUNCING THIS YEAR’S PRODUCTIVITY AWARD WINNERS!

Our high-efficiency subscriptions feature computer-aided cartoon humor with high-return jokes and peg-the-needles laughs.

PROFILE OF A “PROBLEM DIETER”

You can pig out on our hilarious cartoons and funny jokes, and have a great big pile of humor for dessert.

SIGNS THAT THE “NEW MATH” IS HERE TO STAY

We add great jokes to funny cartoons, subtract lame humor and multiply times a million laughs. Enjoy!

WINTER STORM TIPS FROM MOBSTERS

First we hit you with a blizzard of great cartoons and then shovel some great jokes off the sidewalks near Funny Way in Humortown.

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN A NICE NEIGHBORHOOD AND A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD

Our great cartoons will rough up your funny bone and our good clean jokes will shake down your sense of humor.

IS OUR WATER CLEAN ENOUGH?

Wave upon wave of laughs will break over you--our site is littered with clean, funny cartoons and great jokes.

SIGNS THE RESTAURANT YOU'RE IN SERVES REALLY SPICY FOOD

Out great jokes are clean—not spicy, hot, or saucy. Out funny cartoons are peppered with delicious laughs!

FAMOUS PEOPLE AND THEIR DREAMS

Our dream is that great cartoons and funny jokes will one day make the world safe for democracy ...
and laughs--lots of laughs!

THE NEWEST POLITICAL PARTY -- “THE BIRTHDAY PARTY”

Our top plank is great jokes and funny cartoons for all. We're the populist source for good clean humor -- E pluribus toon'em!

SIGNS THAT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL HAS A BAD PRINCIPAL

Report for detention! Your punishment is to endure our funny cartoons, hilarious jokes, and good clean laughs.

MORE LITTLE-KNOWN "PLURAL WORDS" IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

A harhar of great jokes; a hoho of laughs; a yukyuk of funny cartoons -- it's a plurality of people laughing!


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159 - OFFERS THAT SEEM A TAD SUSPICIOUS

We will never rip off your sense of humor or give you phony cartoons goods or clean out your jokes account ....

158 - ZOMBIE NEWS CLIPS FROM THE TOMB OF THE UNREAL, VOL. 6 -- JOKE SCHOOL NEWS

Peek inside our school locker -- it's stuffed full of funny cartoons, hilarious jokes, and clean laughs....

157 - REMARKABLE MOMENTS IN HISTORY THAT GENERATION X'ERS SAY THEY WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER

X-click your way to a nirvana of laughs and funny cartoons and great jokes...

156 - BAR ROOM TIPS FOR WOMEN -- SIGNS THE GUY YOU'RE TALKING TO MAY BE AN ARSONIST

Our great jokes and funny cartoons will light up the room! Drink in the laughs...

155 - SIGNS THAT YOU'VE ENCOUNTERED A BAD ONLINE THERAPY SERVICE

Get over yourself, then get hung up on our great jokes and excellent cartoons; laugh all the way to the funny farm....

154 - THIS YEAR'S MOST NOTABLE BUSINESS FAILURES

By Chapter 7 of our great jokes and funny cartoons, you won't care that you've gone belly-up laughing...

153 - MOST POPULAR ITEMS SERVED IN SPORTS RESTAURANTS

You'll cheer our funny cartoons; you'll eat up our hilarious jokes; you'll leave happy because the funny stuff is free!

152 - FOOD SURVEY RESULTS

50% of people polled said 'great cartoons; the other 50% of people polled said 'hilarious jokes'; 100% said 'clean and funny'!

151 - AFTER-SCHOOL SPECIALS WE HOPE OUR KIDS WILL NEVER SEE ON TELEVISION

Have fun in our funny cartoon playhouse, snack on our clean humor, and have some laughs in our tree house full of great jokes.

150 - HOME-REPAIR CONTRACTOR ADS TO AVOID

Fix up your dilapidated funny bone with our great jokes and hilarious cartoons.

149 - DOCTOR-SPEAK

Dr. Joke prescribes clean, funny cartoons for all his patients. Take two laughs and humor me in the morning.

148 - DO YOU HATE THE NUMBER 3?

We're numero uno at funny jokes and great cartoons. You'll have so many laughs you'll do a number 1 in your pants!

147 - WHAT COLLEGE STUDENTS FEAR

If you're fearful that you won't get enough laughs out of life, check out our funny jokes and hilarious cartoons.

146 - HOW PEOPLE LIKE TO SERVE THANKSGIVING DINNER

Be thankful for the hearty laughs, the deliciously funny jokes, the scumptuously hilarious cartoons.... Clean your plates!

145 - MORE SIGNS YOU MAY BE ADDICTED TO COFFEE

Slurp some hot "cool cartoons"; dunk some great jokes; get buzzed on good clean high-test laughs.

144 - FALL CHORES TO HELP YOU BURN CALORIES

Rake in some great cartoons, bag some funny jokes, and enjoy the cool crisp laughs of the season...

143 - HOW A VIRUS INVADES THE BODY

Starve a joke, feed a cartoon? Our hilarious cartoons and funny jokes are not sterile; it's just good clean humor! Now pass the Kleenex and sign up for a free cartoon/joke subsciption...

142 - WHICH "PHRASES FROM THE FUTURE" CAUSE YOU THE MOST DISTRESS?

Presently, you will have some laughs at funny cartoons and great jokes. Just click on the list of links!

141 - HOW TO TELL WHETHER THE RESTAURANT YOU'RE AT IS RUN BY THE MOB

Avoid the garott--swallow a tasty mouthful of our great cartoons and funny jokes.

140 - SIGNS YOU TEND TO RATIONALIZE

We t'ink youse shoult read deez funny cartoons. And sign up for dem free by email.

139 - HOW PEOPLE END UP WITH BAD SKIN

Pore over our funny jokes, scratch your humor itch with our great cartoons, and slather on the laughs.

138 - ZOMBIE NEWS CLIPS FROM THE TOMB OF THE UNREAL, VOL. 5 -- WATER ON THE BRAIN

The rush of the great joke, the flood of funny cartoons, the sploosh of the big laughs!

137 - WHICH ANIMAL WOULD MAKE THE BEST PET FOR THE SPACE STATION

Fur sure, you'll laugh at our great jokes and funny cartoons. Our dog may smell, but our humor is clean!

136 - THE UNITED STATES' MOST COSTLY TOP SECRET MILITARY VENTURES

We could tell you about our hilarious jokes and great cartoons, but then we'd have to kill you with laughs.

135 - AMUSEMENT PARK VENTURES THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT

Our hilarious jokes and great cartoons spin you around but don't make you nauseous. Free cartoon/joke subsciption available.

134 - THE COLOR SPECTRUM - SCIENTISTS vs. FASHION DESIGNERS

You blue it if you saw red instead of our funny cartoons and great jokes. Laugh until you turn green!

133 - IF SHAKESPEARE WERE ALIVE TODAY

"What a tangled, funny joke we weave when first we humor to deceive."
OK, it's a reach, even for a village smithie of great cartoons.

132 - HOW DO OIL COMPANIES USUALLY DEAL WITH OIL SPILLS?

Our great jokes and funny cartoons drill deep into the depths of your of your humor core.

131 - DEEP-SEA CREATURES' BIGGEST PROBLEMS

We plumb the depths for funny jokes and clean cartoons and fillet them for your funny feast.

130 - COMIC STRIP CHARACTERS SPEAK OUT ON MODERN LAW ENFORCEMENT ISSUES

We're not above the law of 'fair use' -- we'll make great jokes and cool cartoons any way we think is funny.

129 - TIPS FOR SINGLE GUYS ATTENDING A WEDDING RECEPTION

We toast you with funny jokes and great cartoons, and we have joke subscriptions for those ready to take the plunge

128 - PROBLEMS YOU MAY ENCOUNTER AFTER YOU DIE

Our site is a bright light of funny jokes, a long tunnel of great cartoons, an eternally good source of humor.

127 - QUALIFICATIONS YOUR PLUMBER SHOULD HAVE

Our great jokes may make you laugh so hard you feel drained, and all the time you spend on our funny cartoons may clog your schedule, but the bill for all the laughs will be $0.00!

126 - SIGNS YOU HAVE GAMBLING FEVER

You can bet your laugh on our great jokes and funny cartoons. Put your money down for good clean humor!

125 - MONOPOLY BOARD GAME - UPDATED PLAYING PIECES

Explore our Boardwalk of funny cartoons and hilarious jokes. Open our Community Chest of great humor and laughs!

124 - WHAT PEOPLE WILL LIKELY DO ON EARTH DAY

We plant the seed of green humor and sprout funny cartoons and hilarious jokes.

123 - THE GOOD AND BAD POINTS ABOUT BEING A TRADITIONAL SULTAN IN A MODERN WORLD

Our humor camel has one hump full of funny jokes and the other full of great cartoons. Sheik yer hilarious booty!

122 - HOW PARENTS CAN HELP KIDS STICK TO DOING THEIR HOMEWORK

We write funny jokes in the margins of our homework and doodle great cartoons on our final exams. We aced humorology!

121 - SIGNS YOU'VE HIRED A BAD CATERER

We have delectably funny jokes, deliciously good cartoons, and a punch bowl full of hilarious lines. Our hands and humor are always clean.

120 - WHY AGING ROCK STARS FINALLY RETIRE

We just wanna bang the humor drum all day and give you hilarious jokes, funny cartoons, and rockin' laughs!

119 - RELIGIOUS BOOKS ON THE BEST-SELLER LIST

Chapter 1 of Grinning Planet is great cartoons; chapter 2 is funny jokes; chapter 3 is thanking God we have a good sense of humor!

118 - WORKERS SPEAK OUT ON "CASUAL DRESS" POLICIES AT WORK

We never slacks off when it comes to funny cartoons. We wear our humor on our sleeves. We put on our pants one hilarious joke at a time.

117 - ARTICLES IN A BACK ISSUE OF STAR TREK DIGEST

Our prime directive is to make you laugh at funny cartoons. Great jokes are our only weapons systems. Fire!

116 - SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS PLANNED FOR FUTURE SPACE SHUTTLE MISSIONS

Orbit around our funny jokes and great cartoons. In space, can anyone hear you laugh?

115 - ZOMBIE NEWSCLIPS FROM THE TOMB OF THE UNREAL, Vol. 4

Your lips may fall off while laughing at our hilarious jokes. Your brain may ooze out because of our dead-on funny cartoons. Gahhhh!

114 - GREETING CARD MESSAGES, BY POPULARITY

Congratulations on finding us! We're sorry you didn't find our funny jokes sooner! Best wishes for laughs & great cartoons!

113 - FACTS ABOUT THE ELEMENTS

We follow the gold standard for funny jokes! We're the hydrogen bomb of laughs! We would not lead you astray!

112 - SIGNS YOU MAY BE ADDICTED TO COFFEE

This great cartoon is the cream of the crop. Our funny jokes ARE worth beans. So grab a cup of clean humor.

111 - CLASSIC MOVIES REVISED

We've won an Oscar for how good our cartoons are and a Felix for how clean our jokes are. This year we're up for Best Laughs in a Humor Site. Joke list also available in our award-winning HTML-email version.

110 - GOOD AND BAD IDEAS FOR NEW BEN & JERRY'S ICE CREAM FLAVORS

Delicious jokes, blood-sugar-blitzin' great cartoons, health-department-approved clean humor.

109 - MISTAKES ADAM AND EVE MADE IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN

Funny jokes, hilarious cartoons, clean humor. No need to trust us on it; just ask the snake.

108 - WHAT COLORS MEAN IN THE MODERN WORLD

No blue jokes, no red-hot nudie cartoons; just a rainbow assortment of good clean jokes, cartoons and humor. Other sites are green with envy over our great cartoons by html email.

107 - KIDS TOYS BLACKLISTED BY PARENTS ORGANIZATIONS

We are good little boys and girls, and we share our hilarious jokes, great cartoons, and everything else funny.

106 - BIGGEST COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE FASHION POLICE

Our clean cartoons are tres chic! Our hilarious jokes are haute humour! You'll laugh 'til you split a seam!

105 - GOOD AND BAD SIGNS IN BUSINESS

The outlook is excellent in the jokes sector and great on the cartoons front. Laughs are up and your bonus of clean humor will be generous.

104 - HOW PEOPLE FEEL ABOUT SITTING IN TRAFFIC

Honk when a joke is great, swerve to avoid anything that doesn't give you a good laugh. We've just put new tires on our cartoons, so enjoy. And you can get a trunkful of free cartoons by email—just click on the button in the header.

103 - THANKSGIVING QUIZ

The jokes are plump and hilarious, the cartoons are juicy, and the humor is delicious. The funny thing is, we actually planned that! You can get the cartoons by email too, if you want.

102 - MOB WEB SITES

Youse had betta laugh at deez hilarious cartoons and great jokes. Dis humor is good clean fun. Or else.

101 - WHAT POLITICIANS DO WHEN THEY SUDDENLY FIND THEMSELVES OUT OF A JOB

To our great supporters we say, good jokes to you and best cartoons for the future. And may god bless the united laughs of hilarious.

100 - "MIGHTY MOUTH" – A POSSIBLE NEW COMIC-BOOK SUPERHERO

Oof! Great jokes! Pow! Funny cartoons! Whap! Great humor! Holy free subscriptions, Batman!

99 - DATELINE 2020 – POSSIBLE FUTURE PROBLEMS IN TRYING TO FEED THE WORLD

Look at one of our great cartoons and you'll be hungry for more hilarious laughs! Clean jokes means satisfying humor.

98 - COUNT DRACULA'S DATING PROBLEMS

Sink your fangs into our hilarious jokes and funny cartoons. Even your neck will laugh at our good clean humor!

97 - LITTLE-KNOWN POLITICAL ABBREVIATIONS

The abbr's assoc'd with our great jokes and cartoons are good ol' and laugh'arious. Subscriptions available.

96 - WORST SELLING NEW PRODUCTS

Our product is great cartoons. Or call them hilarious jokes. We don't care. Just laugh at the humor!

95 - THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN A GOOD RECYCLER AND A NOT-SO-GOOD RECYCLER

No recycled old jokes here; just great humor. Check out our blue bin of funny cartoons! Joke subscriptions too.

94 - THE UPSIDES AND DOWNSIDES OF OUR COMPUTER-ENHANCED LIVES

We turn strings of 1's and 0's into funny cartoons, great jokes, and good clean humor.

93 - HOW TO RUN A CONGRESSIONAL CAMPAIGN

We vote for humor, funny jokes, and great cartoons. Elect to laugh!

92 - WHY SOME STUDENTS TAKE A YEAR OFF FROM COLLEGE

We aced our exams in Cartoons 101 and Jokes 203. Now it's on to Funny 402 and Humor 401.

91 - IS THE LABEL-SPECIFIED "4 SERVINGS PER CONTAINER" REALISTIC WHEN IT COMES TO A PINT OF BEN & JERRY'S ICE CREAM?

I scream, you scream, we all scream for funny jokes, great cartoons, and good clean laughs. Jokes subscriptions available.

90 - WHAT PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO BE

We've hired some funny jokes and hilarious cartoons and put them to work to make you laugh.

89 - OPTIONS CAR MANUFACTURERS ARE CONSIDERING TO IMPROVE THE VIABILITY OF THE ELECTRIC CAR

High-revving jokes, cartoons, and humor is what's under our hood. It's all good clean stuff; we use emission controls!

WHAT TEACHERS HATE ABOUT THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL

We learned what great jokes, funny cartoons, and good humor is made of. Do we get a passing grade?

87 - IF THERE WERE A "CRIMINALS' OLYMPICS"

We've won a gold in cartoons, a silver in jokes, and a bronze in humor. And clean too--no payoffs to the judges!

86 - BAD NAMES FOR SEAFOOD RESTAURANTS

The catch of the day rotates between excellent jokes, great cartoons, and tasty humor. Clean too! No stank!

85 - MAIN PROBLEMS FOR ANY ALIENS THAT MIGHT TRY TO ENSLAVE THE PEOPLE OF EARTH

Your sense of humor will be vaporized by our ray gun that shoots hilarious jokes and funny cartoons.

84 - SOME COMMONLY ASKED WOOD-RELATED QUESTIONS

Lumber on over to our cartoons pages for great jokes and humor.

83 - TWO OPINIONS ON HOW TO CHANGE THE HEALTH CARE SYSTEM

We have a great big joke-filled syringe to help you laugh your butt off! Say 'ah' and enjoy some clean, funny cartoons!

82S - MYSTERIES OF SCIENCE!

Good news everyone! Science can be funny! At least when it's in the form of GP jokes and cartoons.

82C - IF NOAH WERE ALIVE TODAY, WHAT HE WOULD TAKE ON THE ARK

Did that Ark dude have just two jokes and two cartoons too? I hope they were funny!

81 - IF THE U.S. CONGRESS WERE IN BUSINESS TO PRODUCE THINGS

We filibuster for funny jokes! We never vote for cloture on more hilarious cartoons, clean humor, and great laughs!

80 - HOW THE SUPERHERO BUSINESS HAS CHANGED IN THE PAST 50 YEARS

Faster than a speeding punch line! More powerful than a loco cartoon! Able to laugh tall jokes in a single bound!

79 - ZOMBIE NEWS CLIPS FROM THE TOMB OF THE UNREAL, VOL. 3 -- THE FOOD CHRONICLES

Zombie like great jokes. Zombie like funny cartoons. Gah grah glahb habl ha ha....

78 - MOST AND LEAST POPULAR COLORS FOR WOMEN'S SWIMSUITS

In a beauty pageant, we'd skip the swimsuit portion and go straight to the talent portion - great jokes and cartoon laughs.

77 - THEORIES ON WHY THE ANCIENTS BUILT STONEHENGE

Mog say jokes good! Thag say cartoons funny! Jooga say get hand off my boulders!

76 - HOW TO TELL IF YOU'VE SIGNED UP FOR A BAD COOKING CLASS

Tasty jokes and juicy cartoons, all prepared in our very clean kitchen of humor. Eat, laugh, live!

75 - CONGRESS — FREQUENTLY CALLED NUMBERS

Great jokes, clean cartoons. No Bull, no Moose, plenty of Party! Clean humor for all political stripes.

74 - WHY TICKETS FOR ROCK CONCERTS HAVE GOTTEN SO EXPENSIVE

There's no TicketBastard surcharge on any of our hilarious jokes and clean cartoons. Rock on!

73 - DO YOU HAVE A SMOKE ALARM IN YOUR HOUSE?

Quit smokin' the joint up and tune in/turn on to our great jokes and cartoons. Clean humor. Free subscriptions.

72 - THINGS PATIENTS WOULD RATHER NOT HEAR A DOCTOR SAY

Hey, Doctor User, please give a check-up to our hilarious jokes and cartoons.

71 - HOW TO SPOT A TELEMARKETING SCAM

No hangups here about slamming a bunch of great jokes and funny cartoons onto your screen.
No hard sell on the joke subscriptions, either!

70 - CAMPAIGNING TIPS FOR POLITICIANS

We vote for hilarious jokes and cartoons! We believe in dirty campaigns and clean humor!

69 - ADVERTISING CLAIMS OF GOOD AND BAD ACCOUNTING FIRMS

Our major assets are funny jokes and cartoons. There's no write-off here when it comes to clean humor!

68 - COMPLAINTS OF PEOPLE WHO WORK IN GARDEN CENTERS

Do you dig funny jokes, cartoons, and humor? Well, plant yourself in front of the screen and get ready to laugh!

67 - BAD IDEAS FOR NEW RIVER NAMES

It's our mission to flood you with funny jokes and great cartoons. Have a splash, have a laugh, get clean humor!

66 - UNUSUAL HOROSCOPES

Planetary alignment predicts hilarious jokes and funny cartoons. Humor and laughs are in your stars!

65 - WHAT BABIES THINK AT THE MOMENT THEY'RE BORN

We regularly give birth to two new jokes/cartoons. What funny looking babies! Join us in good clean humor (and the occasional poopie joke!)

64 - WHAT LITTLE KIDS WOULD DO IF THEY WERE IN CHARGE AT THE OFFICE

We know how to share ... our cartoons and jokes, even at our young age! Youy don't believe we're young? Hey, that's not funny!

63 - HOW PEOPLE TAKE CARE OF PESTS

We never make pests of ourselves by bugging you to sign up for our joke subscriptions list, but we hope this web site of great jokes/cartoons and humor takes good care of your humor needs.

62 - A FEW DEDICATED PEOPLE'S STRATEGIES FOR HELPING SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT

Green cartoons, green jokes? Not exactly. But still funny, still good clean humor. Laugh a little!

61 - ETERNAL PUNISHMENTS FOR COMIC STRIP CHARACTERS

We're eternally grateful for that people love our damned good jokes and cartoons. Even the devil thinks we're funny!

60 - HOW CORPORATE LEADERS MAKE TOUGH DECISIONS

Make a decision to laugh! Or your sense of humor may fire you. Reminder emails for jokes-cartoons updates also available.

59 - THE WORD PAIRS OFFICE WORKERS HATE MOST

Word pairs you'll LOVE: Great-jokes; funny-cartoons; humor-laugh. So... please-read.

58 - ADVERTISEMENTS THAT SHOW HOW MAKERS OF VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES ARE TRYING TO MAKE THEIR GAMES MORE EDUCATIONAL

Behead the laughs! Shoot the jokes, the cartoons, the humor! Kill the funny man! Hey, oww!

57 - A COUPLE OF UPCOMING MOVIES YOU MIGHT WANT TO MISS

This one's rate PG, for particularly good. All of our humor, cartoons, and jokes are rated "clean" and "funny".

56 - A FEW FEATURES OF THE NEW "PUNK SWISS ARMY KNIFE"

From our punked-out collection of funny jokes and cartoons; it'll have your green hair on end!

55 - THE PLUSSES AND MINUSES OF THE DIGITAL REVOLUTION

Circuits rule! Venture into the land of clean cyber jokes, humor and cartoons.

54 - MOST COMMON EXCUSES GIVEN BY PEOPLE WHO PASS BAD CHECKS

Doing crime cartoons and crime jokes are hardly a crime! Even so, the reward is a laugh!

53 - ZOMBIE NEWS CLIPS FROM THE TOMB OF THE UNREAL, VOL. 2

Here is the news: Our clean jokes and cartoons make you laugh. Click for more humor! And did we mention 'joke subscriptions'?

52 - THINGS PATIENTS DON'T WANT TO HEAR THEIR PSYCHOLOGIST SAY

We're crazy about shrink jokes and cartoons, but split over nutty cartoons and jokes.

51 - SIGNS YOU'RE WORKING FOR A MOB-CONTROLLED COMPANY

Do you think I'm funny? Am I here to amuse you with mob jokes and cartoons? You bet your handgun!

50 - UNLIKELY WAYS TO STOP A KILLER ASTEROID FROM COLLIDING WITH EARTH

The clean jokes and cartoons are heading to the humor planet -- Earth!

49 - MAIN COMPLAINTS OF PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN A FLOOD PLAIN

We're going down for the third time over this thingy from our flooded jokes and cartoons dinghy!

48 - WHY SOME PEOPLE AREN'T WORRIED ABOUT THEIR FUTURES

Get in your TARDIS and cruise to our funny jokes and clean cartoons pages. Humor awaits you on the laugh planet.

47 - DOES THE LOCH NESS MONSTER REALLY EXIST?

Our clean jokes, cartoons and humor are monstrous! And we offer joke subscriptions!

46 - RECOMMENDATIONS FOR DINING OUT WITH YOUNG CHILDREN

A serving from the rather tasty Jokes and Cartoons section of our humor menu.

45 - LITTLE-KNOWN "GROUP" WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

Are these jokes or cartoons? Either way, they're a 'humor of laughs'...

44 - BIGGEST STUDENT COMPLAINTS AT MUSIC COLLEGES

We've dumped the spit out of the ol' mouthpiece and are ready to toot our horn about these jokes and cartoons.

43 - RECENT SHAKESPEAREAN PLAYS PERFORMED BY THE MALIBU PUNK-THEATRE TROUPE

We're not just ACTING like we have funny jokes and cartoons, we really do! As well as joke subscriptions!

42 - WHAT SMOKERS THINK WHEN THEY LIGHT A CIGARETTE

We stopped our coughing fit long enough to add another one of our smokin' jokes-cartoons to our clean humor site.

41 - MUTUAL FUNDS TO AVOID

This site may have put us in the poor house, but it's rich in hilarious jokes and funny cartoons.

40 - WHAT MEN AND WOMEN LIKE BEST FOR VALENTINE'S DAY

Our clean jokes and cartoons are all humorous gems! Click to laugh. Or click for joke subscriptions.

39 - HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE A CHOCOHOLIC

Wipe that nougat off your chin and bite into our good jokes and funny cartoons. Mmmm.

38 - WORST MULTIMEDIA WEB SITE IDEAS

Click, click, click. Is that all you ever do? We're glad! Now click to laugh at our clean jokes and funny cartoons!

37 - AUTHORS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE WINTER SEASON

We fired the ghost writers and penned all these hilarious jokes and cartoons ourselves. The butler DID NOT do it!

36 - RELIGIOUS ODDITIES IN THE U.S.A.

We pray that you will think our jokes and cartoons are funny. No odder than praying to Yucks, the god of humor.

35 - LITTLE THINGS THAT WORRY THE PRESIDENT

We've stuffed the humor ballot box and our jokes and cartoons won the Funny Party nomination. Surprise, surprise!

34 - LIKELY COMMENTS HEARD IN THE "COLLEGE COEDS" CHAT ROOM

The buzz on AIM is that GP has funny jokes, good cartoons, big laughs, clean humor... and joke subscriptions!

33 - MANAGEMENT INNOVATIONS AT TOP DOG FOOD COMPANIES

Circle the chuck wagons and witness our dogged attempts to make you laugh with our clean jokes and cartoons.

32 - HOW MAKING WHOOPIE IS LIKE WATCHING TELEVISION

Check out our channel listings: 1 - Clean cartoons, 2 - Funny cartoons, 3 - Good humor, 4 - Laughs    Whoopee!

31 - ACTIVITIES LISTED IN THE CURRICULUMS OF BAD DAY CARE CENTERS

There's plenty of brat left in us, but we keep the jokes and cartoons clean and funny. Burp a buddy, get a joke subscription.

30 - WHAT PEOPLE WOULD WANT TO BE IF THEY COULD BE PART OF THE NEW YEAR'S DAY PARADE

Float like a funny fly, sting like a joke. Well, the clean cartoons we have here make much more sense than THAT!

29 - FLASHBACK: THINGS THAT USED TO REALLY BUG OCEAN EXPLORER JACQUES COUSTEAU

If your humor sinker has gotten this low, you're ready to plumb the depths of our clean jokes and funny cartoons.

28 - BAD IDEAS FOR NEW AIRLINE NAMES

Thanks for crash landing on this good list of hilarious jokes, clean cartoons, and clean humor.

27 - THINGS TEENAGERS HATE TO HEAR THEIR PARENTS SAY

Parent or teen, we'll ground you for two weeks if you don't check out our funny cartoons, jokes, and humor. And clean your room!

26 - CRIME AND VIOLENCE ON TV—A PROPOSED SOLUTION FROM THE TELEVISION INDUSTRY

No clean TV programs? Check out our clean jokes, our clean cartoons, our clean humor. More funny than the TV too!

25 - DOLLS THAT PARENTS ARE AVOIDING THIS CHRISTMAS SHOPPING SEASON

No peeing dolls here, and no scatological humor. Our funny jokes and cartoons are all clean! Humor us -- check 'em out!

24 - HOW TO TELL IF A JUDGE IS A LITTLE BIT NUTS

We are indeed a little insane, but in our rare moments of clarity we churn out clean, funny cartoons-jokes. We offer joke subscriptions too.

23 - THEORIES ON WHY THERE ARE NO WILD COWS

We moo in our sleep and ruminate over funny stuff during the day. Jokes, cartoons, and humor result.

22 - WHAT PEOPLE MAKE THEIR FAVORITE TURKEY STUFFING FROM

This site is stuffed full of clean humor -- funny jokes -- hilarious cartoons. Subscription reminders available.

21 - WHAT KIDS HATE ABOUT REFORM SCHOOL

We've reformed -- we do only clean jokes now. (Or are they clean cartoons? You decide.)

20 - VISIONS OF A HIGH-TECH FUTURE

We've short-circuited the humor board to deliver electrifying cartoons and funny jokes. Laugh, damn you!

19 - WHAT PEOPLE LIKE ABOUT HAVING A CELL PHONE

Do the Phone-A-Friend, do the 50-50. We don't care. Just give us an answer: Are these jokes and cartoons funny?

18 - IF TODAY'S ROCKERS PICKED THE TUNES FOR MUSIC BOXES

Plink, plink, plink. Believe us, the joke and ALL of our clean jokes and cartoons are not cheesy or out-of-tune!

17 - ZOMBIE NEWSCLIPS FROM THE TOMB OF THE UNREAL, Vol. 1

Newsflash: Clean jokes rule! Funny cartoons found Grinning Planet! Humor on the rise! Laughs increasing! Extra, extra! Joke subscriptions available!

16 - A BLAST FROM OUR ELECTORAL PAST—THE 1996 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES SPEAK OUT
         ON THEIR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF SLURPEE

Vote for your favorite: Funny jokes, hilarious cartoons, clean humor, good laughs. Or Ralph Nader!

15 - COUNT DRACULA'S EVERYDAY PROBLEMS

We've drained the life out of the humor beast and pumped it back into our good jokes and cartoons.

14 - ARTICLES FOUND IN AN ANCIENT COPY OF "ROMAN DIGEST"

The subject matter is occasionally old, but the jokes and cartoons never are. We keep our humor funny, fresh and clean.

13 - FIRST-DATE CONVERSATION EVALUATION TIPS

First tip: Clean up. Next, memorize our jokes, cartoons, and humor so you can be funny and charming. Sorry, we don't do faces.

12 - HOW WE WOULD KNOW THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING

If you're going to kiss it goodbye, have a laugh on us before you go. Good jokes, funny cartoons, clean humor.

11 - THE FLOWERS PEOPLE WEAR IN THEIR LAPELS

Can a hyacinth be hilarious? Can a forsythia be funny? I dunno. But our clean jokes and cartoons are hilarious. And you can also get joke subscriptions!

10 - WHERE RELIGION AND FOOTBALL INTERSECT

We kick the jokes through the uprights every time. Clean humor, good cartoons. Laugh a little!

9 - A RANDOM SAMPLING OF HOW SOME PEOPLE CLOSE A BUSINESS LETTER

You can be funny in your biz letters if you want to. We save the humor for our clean jokes and cartoons. And we laugh all the way to the poorhouse.

8 - HOW LIFE EXPECTANCY CAN BE LOWERED BY LIFESTYLE CHOICES

Live long and prosper. Beam up a selection of our good jokes, funny cartoons, and clean humor. Hilarious laughs await you on the other side.

7 - NOTABLE PROJECTS INCLUDED IN THIS YEAR'S FEDERAL BUDGET

Pork is nothing to laugh at! Hmm. Well, maybe it is! And we do laugh at it, in our jokes and cartoons.

6 - MOST FREQUENT COMPLAINTS ABOUT "DUDE RANCH" VACATIONS

Lasso a clean joke! Wrangle a funny cartoon! Laugh! Dance! (We have a gun.)

5 - MOST AND LEAST POPULAR ITEMS FOR "BATHROOM READING"

Clean cartoons in the loo? Funny jokes about the WC? Hilarious bat'room humor? Good laughs about the sit-down thing? Yes, yes, yes, yes.

4 - HOW PEOPLE START AN APOLOGY

We're remorseful that people have to laugh so often at our clean jokes and cartoons that they risk a humor overload.

3 - HOW TO TELL IF YOU'VE GOTTEN A BAD COLLEGE PROFESSOR

One thing we learned in college: Funny sells. So get the payoff with our hilarious jokes and clean cartoons. Let us humor you. Joke subscriptions available!

2 - SIGNS YOU MAY BE OVERLY FOND OF EATING

Most people can't help but pig out on our tasty cartoons, jokes and humor. Clean laughs make good eatin'.

1 - WHY WORKAHOLICS DO IT

We work at clean jokes. We labor at making sure our humor isn't labored. We stress out to ensure our cartoons are good and funny. We fire ourselves if you don't laugh.

 
     
     
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