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Grinning Planet's Jokes/CartoonsLIST OF JOKES/CARTOONS (RECENT) DECK BUILDERS’ ADS TO AVOID 218 - Deck Cartoon / Advertising Joke ADVERTISING SLOGANS OF BAD BAIL BOND COMPANIES 217 - Bail Joke / Jail Cartoon PEOPLE EXPLAIN WHY DIETING DOESN’T WORK FOR THEM 216 - Dieting Cartoon IF AN ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHARAOH WERE ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE U.S. 215 - Ancient Egypt Cartoon HEALTH BENEFITS CHART FOR WHITE-MEAT CHICKEN 214 - Chicken Cartoon HOW POLITICIANS EXPLAIN THE EFFECT OF LARGE CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS ON HOW THEY VOTE 213 - Lobbying Cartoon / Lobbyist Joke (Congress, Money, Influence) THINGS THAT BUG PASSENGERS ABOUT FLYING 212 - Flying Cartoon/Joke HEALTH TIPS FOR THE NEW YEAR 211 - New Year Funny/Joke SAMPLE PROBLEMS FROM TODAY’S DUMBED-DOWN HIGH SCHOOL CURRICULUM 210 - Education Cartoon/Joke SIGNS THE PLANE YOU'RE ON MAY ACTUALLY BE AN ALIEN SPACESHIP 209 - Alien Cartoon/Joke THE TWO HALVES OF THE BRAIN—EXAMPLES OF WHAT THEY CONTROL 208 - Brain Cartoon/Joke SIGNS YOUR NEW CHURCH MAY NOT BE REPUTABLE 207 - Church Cartoon/Joke ADVICE FOR GETTING AHEAD IN TODAY’S WORK ENVIRONMENT 206 - Promotion Cartoon/Joke TIPS ON WHAT TO SAY TO SOMEONE AFTER THEY’VE HAD PLASTIC SURGERY 205 - Plastic Surgery Cartoon/Joke/Joke UNLIKELY ATTRACTIONS FOR DISNEY'S MAGIC KINGDOM 204 - Disney Humor/Cartoon/Joke MISTAKES OFTEN MADE BY NEW JUDGES 203 - Judge Cartoon/Joke MOST AND LEAST POPULAR NICKNAMES AMONG GAMBLERS 202 - Gambler Nicknames (Cartoon)/Joke HOW RESTAURANT SERVERS TRY FOR BIG TIPS 201 - Cartoon - Waitress Humor/Joke INITIATION RITES — TYPICAL GIRL GANG VS. MALIBU GIRL GANG 200 - Gang Cartoon/Joke ZOMBIE NEWS CLIPS FROM THE TOMB OF THE UNREAL - MILITARY MADNESS 199 - Military Cartoon/Joke SIGNS YOU'RE AT A BAD RESTAURANT 198 - Restaurant Jokes/Cartoon/Joke NEW MOVIE TRAILERS THAT SHOW HOLLYWOOD IS GETTING DESPERATE 197 - Movie Cartoon/Joke PUBLIC SPEAKING AWARDS PEOPLE SHOULD TRY TO AVOID GETTING 196 - Public Speaking Jokes/Cartoon/Joke SIGNS YOUR SCHOOL IS CRACKING DOWN ON VIOLENCE 195 - School Violence/Joke THE PROBLEMS OF BASEBALL PLAYERS IN THE OLD-TIMERS LEAGUE 194 - Baseball Cartoon/Joke MUSIC QUIZ 193 - Music Cartoon/Quiz/Joke REVISED 'CHILDREN'S LITERATURE' CLASSICS 192 - Literature Cartoon/Joke KIDS' ATTITUDES... FOR AND AGAINST THEIR MOMS WORKING 191 - 'Challenges for Working Moms' cartoon/Joke THINGS PEOPLE HATE ABOUT AIRPLANES AND AIR TRAVEL 190 - Airplane Cartoon/Joke THE WORKING PRIVATE EYE VS. THE RETIRED PRIVATE EYE 189 - Private Eye Cartoon/Joke SIGNS YOUR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR MAY BE A MARTIAN 188 - Martian Cartoon/Joke A FEW OF HOLLYWOOD’S WORST ENTERTAINMENT IDEAS 187 - Entertainment Cartoon/Joke NEW ON NEWS STANDS: "RECLUSE MAGAZINE" 186 - Hermit Cartoon/Recluse Joke SUPERBOWL PREDICTIONS BY FANS 185 - Superbowl Cartoon/Joke WORST POLITICAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS 184 - Campaign Cartoon THE WHITE HOUSE LIST OF FREQUENTLY CALLED NUMBERS 183 - White House Cartoon BODY TEMPERATURE VS. THE INDIVIDUAL 182 - Cartoon - Body Temperature Joke THINGS YOUR FATHER SAID THAT INDICATE HE MIGHT NOT LIKE YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND PERSONALITY TYPES 180 - Personality Cartoon SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS KIDS CAN TRY AT HOME 179 - Science Experiments Cartoon PIGEONS GIVE THEIR REASONS FOR POOPING ON STATUES 178 - Pigeon Cartoon WHY THE HIPPOPOTAMUS IS FAT 177 - Hippo Cartoon FEDERAL BUDGET MATH 176 - Federal Budget Cartoon DATING ADVICE -- GOOD AND BAD CHARACTERISTICS TO LOOK FOR 175 - Dating Advice Cartoon MOST POPULAR ARTICLES IN THIS MONTH'S ISSUE OF "NO ETHICS" MAGAZINE 174 - Ethics Cartoon/Joke ZOMBIE NEWS CLIPS FROM THE TOMB OF THE UNREAL, VOL. 7 -- FUNNY ENVIRONMENTAL NEWS 173 - Funny Environmental News DATELINE: 2050 -- PROBLEMS AN ASTRONAUT MAY HAVE LIVING ON THE SPACE STATION 172 - Astronaut Cartoon TWO JUNK-FOOD HYPOCRITES 171 - Junk Food Cartoon / Hypocrite Joke ANNOUNCING THIS YEAR’S PRODUCTIVITY AWARD WINNERS! 170 - Productivity Cartoon / Efficiency Joke PROFILE OF A “PROBLEM DIETER” 169 - Diet Cartoon SIGNS THAT THE “NEW MATH” IS HERE TO STAY 168 - 'New Math' Cartoon WINTER STORM TIPS FROM MOBSTERS 167 - Winter Cartoon DIFFERENCES BETWEEN A NICE NEIGHBORHOOD AND A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD 166 - Bad Neighborhood Joke IS OUR WATER CLEAN ENOUGH? 165 - Water Cartoon SIGNS THE RESTAURANT YOU'RE IN SERVES REALLY SPICY FOOD 164 - Spicy Food Joke FAMOUS PEOPLE AND THEIR DREAMS 163 - Dream Cartoon THE NEWEST POLITICAL PARTY -- “THE BIRTHDAY PARTY” 162 - Birthday Party Cartoon SIGNS THAT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL HAS A BAD PRINCIPAL 161 - Bad Principal Joke MORE LITTLE-KNOWN "PLURAL WORDS" IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE 160 - Plural Words / Joke Pun LIST OF JOKES/CARTOONS (MORE) 159 - OFFERS THAT SEEM A TAD SUSPICIOUS We will never rip off your sense of humor or give you phony cartoons goods or clean out your jokes account .... 158 - ZOMBIE NEWS CLIPS FROM THE TOMB OF THE UNREAL, VOL. 6 -- JOKE SCHOOL NEWS Peek inside our school locker -- it's stuffed full of funny cartoons, hilarious jokes, and clean laughs.... 157 - REMARKABLE MOMENTS IN HISTORY THAT GENERATION X'ERS SAY THEY WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER X-click your way to a nirvana of laughs and funny cartoons and great jokes... 156 - BAR ROOM TIPS FOR WOMEN -- SIGNS THE GUY YOU'RE TALKING TO MAY BE AN ARSONIST Our great jokes and funny cartoons will light up the room! 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Our great jokes and funny cartoons drill deep into the depths of your of your humor core. 131 - DEEP-SEA CREATURES' BIGGEST PROBLEMS We plumb the depths for funny jokes and clean cartoons and fillet them for your funny feast. 130 - COMIC STRIP CHARACTERS SPEAK OUT ON MODERN LAW ENFORCEMENT ISSUES We're not above the law of 'fair use' -- we'll make great jokes and cool cartoons any way we think is funny. 129 - TIPS FOR SINGLE GUYS ATTENDING A WEDDING RECEPTION We toast you with funny jokes and great cartoons, and we have joke subscriptions for those ready to take the plunge 128 - PROBLEMS YOU MAY ENCOUNTER AFTER YOU DIE Our site is a bright light of funny jokes, a long tunnel of great cartoons, an eternally good source of humor. 127 - QUALIFICATIONS YOUR PLUMBER SHOULD HAVE Our great jokes may make you laugh so hard you feel drained, and all the time you spend on our funny cartoons may clog your schedule, but the bill for all the laughs will be $0.00! 126 - SIGNS YOU HAVE GAMBLING FEVER You can bet your laugh on our great jokes and funny cartoons. 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Your brain may ooze out because of our dead-on funny cartoons. Gahhhh! 114 - GREETING CARD MESSAGES, BY POPULARITY Congratulations on finding us! We're sorry you didn't find our funny jokes sooner! Best wishes for laughs & great cartoons! 113 - FACTS ABOUT THE ELEMENTS We follow the gold standard for funny jokes! We're the hydrogen bomb of laughs! We would not lead you astray! 112 - SIGNS YOU MAY BE ADDICTED TO COFFEE This great cartoon is the cream of the crop. Our funny jokes ARE worth beans. So grab a cup of clean humor. 111 - CLASSIC MOVIES REVISED We've won an Oscar for how good our cartoons are and a Felix for how clean our jokes are. This year we're up for Best Laughs in a Humor Site. Joke list also available in our award-winning HTML-email version. 110 - GOOD AND BAD IDEAS FOR NEW BEN & JERRY'S ICE CREAM FLAVORS Delicious jokes, blood-sugar-blitzin' great cartoons, health-department-approved clean humor. 109 - MISTAKES ADAM AND EVE MADE IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN Funny jokes, hilarious cartoons, clean humor. No need to trust us on it; just ask the snake. 108 - WHAT COLORS MEAN IN THE MODERN WORLD No blue jokes, no red-hot nudie cartoons; just a rainbow assortment of good clean jokes, cartoons and humor. Other sites are green with envy over our great cartoons by html email. 107 - KIDS TOYS BLACKLISTED BY PARENTS ORGANIZATIONS We are good little boys and girls, and we share our hilarious jokes, great cartoons, and everything else funny. 106 - BIGGEST COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE FASHION POLICE Our clean cartoons are tres chic! Our hilarious jokes are haute humour! 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WHAT TEACHERS HATE ABOUT THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL 88 - Teacher Cartoon 87 - IF THERE WERE A "CRIMINALS' OLYMPICS" We've won a gold in cartoons, a silver in jokes, and a bronze in humor. And clean too--no payoffs to the judges! 86 - BAD NAMES FOR SEAFOOD RESTAURANTS The catch of the day rotates between excellent jokes, great cartoons, and tasty humor. Clean too! No stank! 85 - MAIN PROBLEMS FOR ANY ALIENS THAT MIGHT TRY TO ENSLAVE THE PEOPLE OF EARTH Your sense of humor will be vaporized by our ray gun that shoots hilarious jokes and funny cartoons. 84 - SOME COMMONLY ASKED WOOD-RELATED QUESTIONS Lumber on over to our cartoons pages for great jokes and humor. 83 - TWO OPINIONS ON HOW TO CHANGE THE HEALTH CARE SYSTEM We have a great big joke-filled syringe to help you laugh your butt off! Say 'ah' and enjoy some clean, funny cartoons! 82S - MYSTERIES OF SCIENCE! Good news everyone! Science can be funny! At least when it's in the form of GP jokes and cartoons. 82C - IF NOAH WERE ALIVE TODAY, WHAT HE WOULD TAKE ON THE ARK Did that Ark dude have just two jokes and two cartoons too? I hope they were funny! 81 - IF THE U.S. CONGRESS WERE IN BUSINESS TO PRODUCE THINGS We filibuster for funny jokes! We never vote for cloture on more hilarious cartoons, clean humor, and great laughs! 80 - HOW THE SUPERHERO BUSINESS HAS CHANGED IN THE PAST 50 YEARS Faster than a speeding punch line! More powerful than a loco cartoon! Able to laugh tall jokes in a single bound! 79 - ZOMBIE NEWS CLIPS FROM THE TOMB OF THE UNREAL, VOL. 3 -- THE FOOD CHRONICLES Zombie like great jokes. Zombie like funny cartoons. Gah grah glahb habl ha ha.... 78 - MOST AND LEAST POPULAR COLORS FOR WOMEN'S SWIMSUITS In a beauty pageant, we'd skip the swimsuit portion and go straight to the talent portion - great jokes and cartoon laughs. 77 - THEORIES ON WHY THE ANCIENTS BUILT STONEHENGE Mog say jokes good! 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Even the devil thinks we're funny! 60 - HOW CORPORATE LEADERS MAKE TOUGH DECISIONS Make a decision to laugh! Or your sense of humor may fire you. Reminder emails for jokes-cartoons updates also available. 59 - THE WORD PAIRS OFFICE WORKERS HATE MOST Word pairs you'll LOVE: Great-jokes; funny-cartoons; humor-laugh. So... please-read. Behead the laughs! Shoot the jokes, the cartoons, the humor! Kill the funny man! Hey, oww! 57 - A COUPLE OF UPCOMING MOVIES YOU MIGHT WANT TO MISS This one's rate PG, for particularly good. All of our humor, cartoons, and jokes are rated "clean" and "funny". 56 - A FEW FEATURES OF THE NEW "PUNK SWISS ARMY KNIFE" From our punked-out collection of funny jokes and cartoons; it'll have your green hair on end! 55 - THE PLUSSES AND MINUSES OF THE DIGITAL REVOLUTION Circuits rule! Venture into the land of clean cyber jokes, humor and cartoons. 54 - MOST COMMON EXCUSES GIVEN BY PEOPLE WHO PASS BAD CHECKS Doing crime cartoons and crime jokes are hardly a crime! 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Humor us -- check 'em out! 24 - HOW TO TELL IF A JUDGE IS A LITTLE BIT NUTS We are indeed a little insane, but in our rare moments of clarity we churn out clean, funny cartoons-jokes. We offer joke subscriptions too. 23 - THEORIES ON WHY THERE ARE NO WILD COWS We moo in our sleep and ruminate over funny stuff during the day. Jokes, cartoons, and humor result. 22 - WHAT PEOPLE MAKE THEIR FAVORITE TURKEY STUFFING FROM This site is stuffed full of clean humor -- funny jokes -- hilarious cartoons. Subscription reminders available. 21 - WHAT KIDS HATE ABOUT REFORM SCHOOL We've reformed -- we do only clean jokes now. (Or are they clean cartoons? You decide.) 20 - VISIONS OF A HIGH-TECH FUTURE We've short-circuited the humor board to deliver electrifying cartoons and funny jokes. Laugh, damn you! 19 - WHAT PEOPLE LIKE ABOUT HAVING A CELL PHONE Do the Phone-A-Friend, do the 50-50. We don't care. Just give us an answer: Are these jokes and cartoons funny? 18 - IF TODAY'S ROCKERS PICKED THE TUNES FOR MUSIC BOXES Plink, plink, plink. Believe us, the joke and ALL of our clean jokes and cartoons are not cheesy or out-of-tune! 17 - ZOMBIE NEWSCLIPS FROM THE TOMB OF THE UNREAL, Vol. 1 Newsflash: Clean jokes rule! Funny cartoons found Grinning Planet! Humor on the rise! Laughs increasing! Extra, extra! Joke subscriptions available! Vote for your favorite: Funny jokes, hilarious cartoons, clean humor, good laughs. Or Ralph Nader! 15 - COUNT DRACULA'S EVERYDAY PROBLEMS We've drained the life out of the humor beast and pumped it back into our good jokes and cartoons. 14 - ARTICLES FOUND IN AN ANCIENT COPY OF "ROMAN DIGEST" The subject matter is occasionally old, but the jokes and cartoons never are. We keep our humor funny, fresh and clean. 13 - FIRST-DATE CONVERSATION EVALUATION TIPS First tip: Clean up. Next, memorize our jokes, cartoons, and humor so you can be funny and charming. Sorry, we don't do faces. 12 - HOW WE WOULD KNOW THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING If you're going to kiss it goodbye, have a laugh on us before you go. Good jokes, funny cartoons, clean humor. 11 - THE FLOWERS PEOPLE WEAR IN THEIR LAPELS Can a hyacinth be hilarious? Can a forsythia be funny? I dunno. But our clean jokes and cartoons are hilarious. And you can also get joke subscriptions! 10 - WHERE RELIGION AND FOOTBALL INTERSECT We kick the jokes through the uprights every time. Clean humor, good cartoons. Laugh a little! 9 - A RANDOM SAMPLING OF HOW SOME PEOPLE CLOSE A BUSINESS LETTER You can be funny in your biz letters if you want to. We save the humor for our clean jokes and cartoons. And we laugh all the way to the poorhouse. 8 - HOW LIFE EXPECTANCY CAN BE LOWERED BY LIFESTYLE CHOICES Live long and prosper. Beam up a selection of our good jokes, funny cartoons, and clean humor. Hilarious laughs await you on the other side. 7 - NOTABLE PROJECTS INCLUDED IN THIS YEAR'S FEDERAL BUDGET Pork is nothing to laugh at! Hmm. Well, maybe it is! And we do laugh at it, in our jokes and cartoons. 6 - MOST FREQUENT COMPLAINTS ABOUT "DUDE RANCH" VACATIONS Lasso a clean joke! Wrangle a funny cartoon! Laugh! Dance! (We have a gun.) 5 - MOST AND LEAST POPULAR ITEMS FOR "BATHROOM READING" Clean cartoons in the loo? Funny jokes about the WC? Hilarious bat'room humor? Good laughs about the sit-down thing? Yes, yes, yes, yes. 4 - HOW PEOPLE START AN APOLOGY We're remorseful that people have to laugh so often at our clean jokes and cartoons that they risk a humor overload. 3 - HOW TO TELL IF YOU'VE GOTTEN A BAD COLLEGE PROFESSOR One thing we learned in college: Funny sells. So get the payoff with our hilarious jokes and clean cartoons. Let us humor you. Joke subscriptions available! 2 - SIGNS YOU MAY BE OVERLY FOND OF EATING Most people can't help but pig out on our tasty cartoons, jokes and humor. Clean laughs make good eatin'. We work at clean jokes. We labor at making sure our humor isn't labored. We stress out to ensure our cartoons are good and funny. We fire ourselves if you don't laugh. |
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